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My Heart is yours

For the Taking

Created on 2005-04-16 17:42:36 (#6819156), last updated 2005-11-05

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Name:	the one and only
Website:	myspace

Bio

my layout was made by sweet_nothing09
i am sam

hear me rawr

RAWR

i go to west hollow Middle School

IM THE ORIGINAL PIRATE

ARG

i saw this bunny once and i was like WOAH ITS A BUNNY

then the bunny started to drink and i was like dude your an alcoholic

then i realized that it didn't really happen

BUT THEN i went to the green day concert

and winnie the pooh was there AND SO WAS THE BUNNY

and he did the Y.M.C.A

it was rad

i found my pink yarn bracelet in art

Karly tied my pink yarn bracelet for me

I truely wear sunglasses inside

I got the glasses at hot topic

for 10 dollars

some people i know spent 100 dollars on basically the same glasses

idiots

i wished on a llama once

I love 3D glasses

I'd wear them even if i didn't need them

which is like all the time

i tivo only 4 shows

they are stella

Andy Milonakis

Family Guy

and Futurama

my mom tivoed days of our lives

and i watched it

then i got bored

and changed the channel

im part of the breaksfest club

not the movie

the one with all the cereal

I will kill the mailman

with rebecca young

DIE MAILMAN DIE

In Case You Didnt notice i have a sick obssestion with My Chemical Romance

i thought of this whole list myself

i live next door to a vampire he is scary

he bites people

he might bite you!!

i love gerard from my chemical romance

he is an evil genius

those are the best kind

stalkers r cool

i stalk gerard

badmeten is not fun when the birdies hiding

SPLASH

then i go to camp

with the I.H.H

i wont tell you what that means

unless your cool like my camp friends

we sing crazy ass songs that people call rasist even though its not because there about cows and not people

you cant be rasist to cows

my BFF

is amanda leigh turner

She's insanity so much

my other one

is jocelyn

she's the normal one

I most likely dont care about your life story

unless your name is hilarios

like that kid named cherrio

i dont gossip about people

i like to paint my toes neon colors

green is cool

this is random

it suits me well

i love my friends, they are cooler then a stick

sticks are pretty cool

if dont love sticks or gerard you must die

unless your my friend then you can be paralyzed

I AM NOT A LABELIST

dont label me anything

in the end we are all geeks

I am a vegetable

i learn at home

and i sleep in school

ive been in a near death expierience with a moth

WHOOSH

rhymes with DOUCHE

rhymes are cool when your not a rapper

those lines were dedicated to mish

i want to run an empty free way

free ways are cooler then high ways

you dont get high on a high way

you dont get mad get glad!!

nothing i write is a full sentence

I love the Andy Milonakis Show

He is HILARIOUS

more then your mom, my mom and the newspaper boy

OK MY SENSE OF HUMOR IS NOT ALWAYS FUNNY

esspecially during the movies

when they told me it wasn't nice to laugh when the people are dying

then why the hell do they make it so dam funny

I visited the amish in intercourse pennsilvaina

i didn't get the shirt that said I heart intercourse

im above that

I got a hat instead

there is no amish mofia

I love ruining other peoples fun if i hate them

esspecially if there posers who love to dance to fall out boy for fun and not comedy

I love ice cream

cookies and cream ice cream reminds me off motion city soundtrack

i love them

(both the ice cream and motion city soundtrack)

i dont have an older brother

like rebecca young

but she says i do

but shes italian or canadian

so its okay

Masking tape is cool

unlike the radio

which plays sugar were going down

and everyones all OMG I LOVE FALL OUT BOY

but the they dont even know what the song is about

ITS ABOOUT JACKING OFF YOU IDIOTS

Im not really 22

I am to Lazy to list

i dont sing songs that make you slit your wrists

cause it isnt that much fun staring down at a loaded gun

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